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Monday, 28 November 2022

50 Ways to Be Romantic on the Cheap


                              Ways to Be Romantic on the Cheap



Often my articles on family are about spending time with your kids, but today we’ll talk about another important aspect of families: couples. If you’ve got a significant other, I highly recommend you keep the spark of your relationship alive and find ways to show you appreciate each other, every week and every day, if possible.


Look for little, inexpensive ways to be romantic, and it will pay off for your relationship in innumerable ways.


Why inexpensive? Well, you could rent a limo and take your love to a snooty French restaurant, or whisk him or her off to a trip to the snow-capped Alps, or rent a stadium and have the Three Tenors sing love songs for you while the New York Philharmonic plays in the background. I don’t know about you, but I can’t afford to do that kind of stuff more than a few times a month. The rest of the time, I have to resort to cheapskate.


Before we get into the list, let’s look at a few notes on how to use the list:


Weekly dates. I recommend you have a date at least once a week with your partner. It doesn’t have to be an expensive one, but at least find some way to spend a couple hours time together. If you’ve got kids, like I do, find a babysitter.

Communicate. Romantic gestures don’t take the place of real communication. Take time to talk about your goals, your dreams, your plans for the future, your current lives, things you’re happy about, things you love about the other person, things you’d like to work on, things you’re grateful for.

Inspiration. This list contains a lot of obvious stuff — you could probably come up with twice as many good ideas yourself. But the list doesn’t aim for originality — it aims to be an inspiration. Pick and choose some good ideas, or use it to spark some of your own. Sometimes we just need a little reminder.

Forget Valentines. Boycott Valentine’s Day, as it makes people think they should be romantic on special occasions. Instead, pick one of these ideas and do it any day of the week — no need for a special occasion.

OK, enough talk. Let’s look at some ways to be romantic without breaking your budget (note to my mom: don’t read this, as there are a couple of sexy-time things later on):

  1. Write a poem.
  2. Cook a romantic dinner.
  3. Give a full-body massage.
  4. Pack a sunset picnic.
  5. Pick wildflowers on the way home.
  6. Burn a CD with love songs.
  7. Give dark chocolates.
  8. Read poetry together.
  9. Prepare strawberries with fondue chocolate.
  10. Snuggle together on a rainy day.
  11. Leave little love notes everywhere.
  12. Send a love email every day.
  13. Take a moonlit walk on the beach.
  14. Snuggle together while watching romantic movies (Casablanca, Audrey Hepburn are my favs).
  15. Get good wine, watch shooting stars.
  16. Take a bath together (use bubbles!).
  17. Bring home good coffee or a decadent sweet.
  18. Take a walk down memory lane — visit some of the special places from your early days of dating.
  19. Make warm chocolate cake for dessert.
  20. Make a scrapbook with photos, mementos, and little notes from you lives together.
  21. Kiss in the rain.
  22. Ride a ferris wheel.
  23. Sneak away from a party and make out.
  24. Bring home great take-out, and light some candles.
  25. Fix something or fix up the house just to make your partner happy.
  26. Slow dance to romantic music.
  27. Take a nap together.
  28. Kiss slowly, touching his or her back and neck and nape — slowly.
  29. Make a list of everything you love about him or her.
  30. Write a love letter.
  31. Clip or email things that make you think of him or her, every day.
  32. Go to a movie, ignore the movie, and make out like teen-agers.
  33. Groom yourself, and try to look good for your partner.
  34. Take some quiet time and talk about your day.
  35. Write little notes, one for each way he or she drives you crazy.
  36. Feed each other grapes.
  37. Recreate your partner’s favorite romantic movie scene.
  38. Pretend you’re going on a first date — show up at the door with flowers, all dressed up, with your car washed and cleaned, looking spiffy. Recreate the first time.
  39. Create a little box with a bunch of your partner’s favorite things inside.
  40. Paint each other with flavored body paint. Be creative!
  41. Try some sexy role-playing. Get dressed up, be daring, have fun.
  42. Give a little token to your partner to wear, and say it’s to remind him or her all day that you love them.
  43. Sing a favorite song to him or her. Only do this if you can sing fairly well.
  44. Have dinner on the roof, with some candles. This doesn’t work if your roof slopes sharply.
  45. Hold hands, and walk somewhere with lots of pretty lights.
  46. Say I love you. In a different way, every day.
  47. Blindfold your partner. Use a feather. Slowly.
  48. Declare your love, very publicly.
  49. Fruit or berries and freshly made whipped cream.
  50. Play Sade. Do what comes naturally. Slowly.

Saturday, 22 June 2019

Hot!!! Hotel Sex Positions That Will Make Your vacations a Memorable One.




There’s a reason why hotel sex is so good–you’re on vacation! You’re moving away from your go-to routine, which, however great, could always use some variety of relocation. And what better way to mix it up than a king-size bed, fresh sheets you don’t have to clean up, and (if you get the post-boning munchies) room service? Whether you do it on the bed, in the luxury shower, or, hell, on a desk chair, here are eight positions to really help you enjoy your stay.



A Room With a View

Use the huge picture window for some pretend exhibition. Wait until night and you’ll be able to see everything and everyone outside, but they can’t see you. Have your partner hop aboard the standard-issue accent chair while you climb on top of them. Remember to turn off ALL the lights in the room and obvs don’t be on the first floor or it gets way too real!











The All-Inclusive

Now’s the time to bring out that one vibe that’s really, really good but a little too loud for home. Try doggy with a reach-around by the giving partner. (If the giver is using a strap-on, a wearable one that vibrates will do a li’l something for them too.) And if it sounds like a chainsaw is going off in your room, well, let your hall mates wonder. It’s not like you’ll ever see them again!





The Four-Poster Fantasy

Stand on the pillows (again–not yours to wash!) and face the wall, grabbing on to a bedpost and propping a foot on the headboard. This works best at a bed-and-breakfast where defiling the dainty space seems extra dirty, but any room with a headboard or bedposts will do. Usually, you should be totally present with your partner, but in this case, feel quite free to press your cheek against the old-timey wallpaper and have a full-on historical romantic fantasy. You can tell them about it as they f*ck you...or not.




The Do Not Disturb


Hotels always have huge mirrors that are perfect for watching yourselves having sex. Find that mirror, drag a chair or that flimsy luggage rack thing over there, and start making out, murmuring something like, “Look how hot we look.” Tell them you want to watch as they slide inside you, and prop your leg up so you can both see how completely sexy you look. There’s a reason people are voyeurs and exhibitionists—do this and you’ll see why.




The Wake-Up Call

Sleep in as long as you like and wake up slowly. Start the day by lying on your stomach, opening your legs a bit, and letting them slide in from behind. After sharing a bed all night, your bodies will be relaxed and ready for each other (especially because of the glory of morning wood), and since you’re facing away from your partner, no worries about the non-glories of morning breath.



For Adults Only

Anyone can turn on the computer and wank to some porn, but there’s something delightfully forbidden and old-school about checking out the “adult channel” that still exists in every hotel. Suggest seeing what’s on (this is even more effective if it’s out of character for you) and position yourselves facing the TV. If you’re feeling it, copy what the actors are doing. Be as loud as you want (because, hotel!). If you receive a noise complaint, count it as a badge of honour.




The Upward Affair


A hotel is ideal for acting out a fantasy role-play. The best part is, you can be absolutely anyone. Seduction of the room service delivery guy/maid? Adulterous lovers secretly meeting for the first time? Put your ass at the edge of the bed, legs over their shoulders, and have them lean down between your legs. Just throw yourselves into it. Role-play is weirdly freeing because it’s not “you,” it’s your character.



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Wednesday, 15 May 2019

Advice for men


7 S**x Mistakes Men Make









Men: A change in thinking may improve your sex life. Get the details on seven common mistakes guys make with women, and learn how to avoid them.

Mistake 1: Sex Starts in the Bedroom

Men may turn on like a light, but for women, arousal doesn’t happen so fast, says sex therapist Ian Kerner, PhD.




Pave the way during the day by hugging, kissing, and holding hands. Have some fun together, and show you appreciate her.




Feeling safe and secure in the relationship is key for a woman to really let loose during sex, Kerner says. A long hug can go further than you’d think. “Hugging for 30 seconds stimulates oxytocin, the hormone in women that creates [a] sense of connection and trust.”

Mistake 2: Assume You Know What She Wants

“Just as many women are faking orgasm today as 20 or 30 years ago,” Kerner says. So, if she’s not enjoying herself, you might not know it.




Don't be afraid to ask questions like “How does this feel?” or “Do you want something different?”









In other words, ask for directions.

Mistake 3: Stick to Your Plan

Don't think that "if it worked the first three times, it will work the next three times," says sex therapist Sari Cooper, LCSW.

What turns her on may depend on her mood, and where she is in her monthly cycle. “Perhaps her nipples are more sensitive or her genitals are less tingly,” Cooper adds.

Pay attention to your partner, says psychologist Lonnie Barbach, PhD. “Try different things and see how she responds.”




When you find something that works, linger on it. Women often complain that men move on to the next thing just as they really start to enjoy an activity.

Mistake 4: Keep It Strictly Physical

Expand your idea of foreplay. Some men "focus on physical stimulation and often ignore mental stimulation,” Kerner says.




While men get stirred up by what they see, “women fantasize a lot during sex as part of [the] process of arousal.” Join in -- share a fantasy or a sexy memory.






Mistake 5: Expect Intercourse to Give Her an Orgasm

For 80% of women, intercourse alone won’t do the trick. Why not? Most sex positions don’t directly stimulate the clitoris.

There are other ways to pleasure her. “Women orgasm much more consistently from oral sex than from intercourse,” Kerner says. Also, try sex with the woman on top, or a vibrator made for couples to use during sex. “Men should feel comfortable, not threatened, with sex toys,” he says.

To help her hit the high note when you do have sex, take time to get her going before you make your entrance. “The closer women are when they start intercourse, the more likely they are to have an orgasm,” Barbach says.




Mistake 6: Skip the Seduction

Women like to be seduced. "Seduction is as important as, or sometimes more important than, technique,” Cooper says.


It helps to know what kind of turn-on your partner likes, whether it’s oral, visual, or mental, she says. “Does your partner like it when you talk dirty over the phone or text? Trace your finger slowly up her chest? Flirt with her at a bar?”




Also, if you like what you see, say so. "Let a woman know how desirable she is,” Barbach says.

Mistake 7: Focus on Ringing the Bell

Most women need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm, but it's more complex than you may think.
Some men "don’t understand the anatomy of the clitoris,” Cooper says. It’s more than the small "button" you can see. Its nerve endings spread throughout the vulva and inside the vagina. All are potential pleasure points worth exploring.




“You can go back and forth,” Cooper says. Paying too much attention to the glans, at the top of the vulva, can take away from pleasure for some women. It's so sensitive, that too much stimulation can hurt.







Tuesday, 28 August 2018

5 Fifty Shades Sex Positions To Set Your Climax Free

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A lot of the sex scenes from Fifty Shades Freed elicit a resounding "hell no" from me. Sorry, but I just don't find sex in a meadow erotic. Ticks, anyone?! But a select few are actually worth a shot if you're feeling brave, or have run out of Netflix shows to binge. Below, five BDSM-ish positions that will probably make your inner goddess do a backflip or something.






1. Chain of Fools.

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Try this bondage position Christian and Ana get busy with on their honeymoon. You'll need two sets of handcuffs and the ability to check your dignity at the door because it's highly possible you will feel like a tied up Thanksgiving turkey. Affix a pair of handcuffs to each ankle, then cuff your left ankle to your left hand, and your right ankle to your right hand. You should be curled up like a ball, at the whim of your partner who is hopefully less vindictive than Christian. You can lean back and have them enter from a kneeling position in front of you, or experiment with how it feels on your side. Kinky fuckery, indeed.






2. Nip Slip.

In the world of Fifty Shades, Ana gets off from even the slightest nipple graze. (Oh, to be wealthy and fictional). And while nipple-only orgasms might sound impossible, they're actually A Thing. To try your luck, have your partner assume a seated position. Straddle them topless, getting your breasts level with their mouth. They can lick, suck, touch, and squeeze to your liking. If this doesn't work (sorry!), hop on top of their peen and go for an orgasm the old-fashioned way.




3. Plug Playtime.

It was really only a matter of time before E.L. James ventured into Butt Stuff™. To try out a butt plug for yourself, choose a body safe option with a flared base. Assume the doggy-style position and have your partner insert the toy slowly. If it's feeling good, they can penetrate you vaginally from this position, reaching a hand around to touch your clit, too. This is probably the only time it's a good idea to take a page out of Ana and Christian's book: start small and use lots of lube.
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4. Wand Magic.

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In the book, Christian uses a wand-style vibrator on Ana to "punish" her, basically denying her an orgasm to the point of torture. IRL, wand vibrators are the shit and can be used for pleasure, not pain. Here's how: do this one with a partner who actually wants you to orgasm. If you want to give up some control, try tying your hands behind your back or over your head. Lean up against a surface and let your partner press the vibrator against your vag. Tell them how much pressure to use and make lots of eye contact. No one stops or gets untied until you finish.





5. The Couch Crouch.

Of all the Freed sex scenes, this might be the hottest. Using whatever type of restraints you may have around (in the book, Christian uses bathrobe ties), have your partner secure your knees to both arms of a couch, so your legs are completely open. Feel free to gently massage your clitoris while your partner watches. When you're sufficiently warmed up, command your partner to go down on you until you say when. You're basically a queen on a couch throne.












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‘After Dating Essien, I Want To Date Emmanuel Adebayor, He Is Rich’ – Curvy Actress

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Ghana-based Gambian actress, Princess Shyngle, has revealed one condition why she will jump into a romantic relationship.


According to the controversial actress, she will only date men who are very rich.

Princess Shyngle, who has warned broke men not to hit her up on social media has revealed the reason behind the said statement.

“I am tired of taking care of myself. I need someone to come and take care of me now,” she said.

When quizzed if she wanted a rich man she boldly said, “whether he is rich, whether he is successful in whatever he is doing now. He could be a banker but just be a generous person. There are many rich people who are not generous.”

“That is the duty of a man. You need to provide for your woman. You need to take care of your woman and you need to support her. That is just the duty of every man. And I am tired of guys that wouldn’t do these things. They are just about I love you, I love you, I love you and that’s about it. Now I want to see the ‘I love you,” she further stated.”




Reports earlier had a story of Princess Shyngle disclosing that she dated former Black Stars and Chelsea midfielder Michael Essien.

The Gambian actress disclosed the name of another superstar she intends to date if she sees that things are right.

It was no other name than that of Togo international footballer, Emmanuel Adebayor who she said she may date very soon.

She described Adebayor as someone who is very rich and gorgeous and those are the things she is looking for her dream man now.













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Sunday, 26 August 2018

Joke!!! New Dating Agreement, To Curtail Cheating(Video)

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As posted by oluwadolarz, an Instagram comedian, I couldn't laugh alone, had to share with you guys.


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Be Sincere: Would You Collect 1 Million Dollars To Be Gay For Just One Day?

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Ok!!! It's time we discuss something, serious guys.


I was having one of those conversations and well, I thought our FL readers would love to share their minds.

So Nigeria is among one of those countries that frown towards homosexuality in the world because of our culture and religious beliefs which is reasonable enough.

But sometimes the hatred Nigerians show towards this can be a bit too tense, I mean some Nigerians would pick a murderer over a gay guy, I understand the sentiment but really?

Homosexuality is a crime in Nigeria and I believe as a good citizen you should abide by the law and if you are involved in the act you deserve the legal punishment for the crime but a citizen should not take judgement into their hands.

I had a conversation with this guy who said he can kill a gay person and let a murderer live, but I asked him what if he was offered $1 million dollars to be gay for a day asked if he would take the offer and then his perspective changed all of a sudden.

I personally believe many Nigerians despite their hatred, sentiment and religious beliefs would take this offer and all of a sudden not see much wrong with the act anymore, but some of my guys say they wouldn’t,

So Guys 

Would You As A Person Take About 350 Million Naira To Be Gay For Just One Day?











9 Signs He's Not a Cheater

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Being cheated on is the worst. You feel rejected but also pissed. You don't know who you can trust. Well, scientific studies have narrowed down some traits that are statistically more common in guys who cheat, so here are some signs (not confirmation, obviously) that your guy will never stray.


1. You bring home the same amount of money. 

A recent study from the American Sociological review showed that partners were less likely to cheat if they were in the same (or similar) income brackets. Men were more likely to cheat if they made a lot more money than their partner, and they were most likely to cheat if they made a lot less. So if you two have similar paychecks, you've got statistics on your side.

2. He's from the Midwest. 

According to this poll, Midwesterners are just too well-mannered to cheat on their partners. 

3. His friends are also faithful. 

People are more likely to cheat if their friends are also cheaters, according to M. Gary Newman, author of The Truth About Cheating. If his friends are trustworthy, it's likely he's trustworthy too.

4. He feels loved and trusted. 

According to a study conducted by Newman, most men don't cheat because they're not satisfied sexually. They cheat because they're seeking emotional satisfaction.

5. He's an extrovert. 

Extroverts are less likely to go along with the influence of others. Research shows that introverts are actually more likely to cheat because they're more likely to agree to someone propositioning them. So even if he's always out there meeting new people, you actually might be safer.

6. He just seems like the kind of guy who wouldn't cheat. 

According to a real study that people spent time on, researchers found that you can trust your gut when it comes to guys who look like they'd cheat. If your gut is telling you "no," then it's a good idea to listen to that gut.

7. He's really into Pantera. 

Yeah, according to this survey conducted by the Mirror (so, questionable), heavy metal listeners are apparently the least likely to cheat.

8. He comes from a big family. 

A survey from adult meet-up site Seeking Arrangements shows that cheaters are usually only children. Ask if he has a sister.

9. He has a hard time getting it up.  

A sad study published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior showed that men who are easily aroused are more likely to cheat, so I guess mark one in the "pros" column for whiskey dick.












Saturday, 25 August 2018

Tell Us Why You Are Single


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BEEF END!!! Mercy Aigbe And Toyin Abraham Hang Out Together (Photos)

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Nollywood actresses Mercy Aigbe and Toyin Abraham hangs out together after disputes.

They both uploaded the pictures on their Instagram pages, they now good friends for life!

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Friday, 10 August 2018

The Story of Me, My Landlady, and her Daughters Pt2

The Story of Me, My Landlady, and her Daughters

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Story by: Obinwanne Umunna

I had lots of thoughts running through my head. As the thoughts crossed my mind, I felt my junior stir and woke up from his slumber as if he was commanded: “Arise little one”. Mind you he’s not little in any way. She noticed it and smiled, then said: “I knew from the way you dey scatter those girls, you carry big condo”.

Bearing the encouragement no more, my heavy rod of life arose in his might and in anger so that all who saw him might tremble in fear. I simply stood there contemplating on what to do when my landlady sighed, looked at me and sat down on my couch. ‘This is it’ I thought to myself. Then amazing myself, with my rod of life pointing forward like a compass,…….no, more like a general leading his army to war, my feet moved of its own accord until I am standing in front of my landlady looking a bit smug and dumb (you can imagine the combination). With her eyes fixed hungrily on the bulge, she simply put her hand on my waist and


“If you don’t do it, I promise you are leaving this compound this night” She yelled.

“Okay no probs, I just hope you can handle me,” I said with my eyes fixed within her bosom. Those yellow pawpaws I saw standing right on her Chelsea was enough to make a priest rub his thing till he drops those white liquid through his hole.

With her eyes fixed hungrily on the bulge, she simply put her hand on my waist and tugged at my towel, it came off freely and behold how my rod of life sprang out. If it were the Olympic d*ck long jump, it’d have made an ace.


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Anyway, it was there in front of her and she stared at it in disbelief, but with so much greed in her eyes that I thought she’d chew it off with one bite. I prayed in my mind at that moment that she doesn’t know what a hot dog looks like before she mistook junior as one. Then she grabbed it in her hands and rubbed it, then she squeezed it a bit harder and the d*ck thickened. She kept rubbing it without putting it in her mouth, then I figured maybe she’s not a d*ck sucker.

I took her hand away and turned slowly and walked towards the room, stopping at the door to look back at her and smile. She got up suddenly and followed me when she opened the curtain, I was nowhere. She
was about looking around when I grabbed her breasts from behind, squeezed it hard and pushed her on the bed. As she fell, I reached for her wrapper and pulled it off. I was dumbfounded. She’s got big round
buttocks. I was in no way patient and I reached for her, threw open her legs and sent a finger on a quest to locate the clit. The thumb did while the others slid into her wharf. How slummy and wet she was. I rubbed on her p*ssy some more and she moaned softly, with the other free hand I found her
breasts and squeezed hard. It’s swollen already, I caressed the nipple and it hardened. I took one in my mouth and stroked the other nipple gently and she jerked her hips in response. She moaned her pleasure. By now, she was very wet and my d*ck is hard and throbbing. I pulled my hand away and slid in my thick throbbing d*ck.

We both felt the sweet sensation as my d*ck filled her p*ssy. I looked at her and couldn’t believe it….Jeez! I’m banging my landlady. (She looked pretty getting banged. Maybe she is pretty. Maybe her attitude made me see her as an ugly wicked woman). I went at it, first taking her slow. Then slowly increasing my pace, I went hard, banging her like a minx, pounding her hard like fufu. She threw her legs apart and I went deeper. As I hit her like a jackpot, her wetness made slurping sounds pleasurable to the ears. Her p*ssy is so sweet and juicy. I put my lip on the unsucked brea..st and sucked away….what a
merriment.
Her blouse seemed to always come down to interrupt me so I took a moment to take it off. Now as I gaze down, I’m being gazed up at by a pair of beautiful racks. She has such an incredible body. I thrust harder and faster and she held me with strong arms….oh! and is she strong? I was not deterred, I kept on thrusting deeper and harder while she made her ‘ugh’s and aaa argh’s’. She reached her hand down my




back and grabbed my buttocks and squeezed them. My d*ck hardened and she must have felt it cos she suddenly widened her eyes and looked at me while her mouth opened but no words came out. I increased
my pace, watching her breasts bounce on her chest in response to my movements, then she wrapped her legs around my waist. I banged her harder and as I slammed into her, her breasts heaved east to west, sometimes to north and south.  Then it occurred to me that her pretty buttocks are not being appreciated. I pulled off, she tried to pull me back on but I declined. She moaned her displeasure, I turned her over. She complied and knelt, I dug in from behind. Her p*ssy embraced my d*ck in a welcoming gesture. I immediately started thrusting hard. she moved her waist back to meet my thrusts, I felt challenged so I applied more energy to the waist, bent my knee and started
thrusting deeper and higher.


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Monday, 6 August 2018

6 POWERFUL WAYS TO STOP MASTURBATING

POWERFUL WAYS TO STOP MASTURBATING


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If you’re horny, you have sex. If you have no partner, you masturbate. Here are six quick hacks to stop being horny when these aren’t an option at the moment.


Feeling horny is a natural body response we all know so well. All people experience it—even those people who claim they are asexual like Sheldon Cooper. We feel these sexual urges because of our biological impulse to proliferate our species. And the far simpler reason, sex is so damn good. However, sex and masturbation are not always a viable or appropriate solution whenever your sexual urges catch you off guard. So what can you do to stop being horny?


The downside of being horny all the time


Being horny and turned on is good if you’re about to get laid. Other than that it merely serves as a distraction and forces you to become sexually frustrated. People need to fight off sexual urges at times when it starts intruding in your life by:


*Putting you off your concentration at work or school.

*Stress – you can’t feel relaxed when you don’t have sex or masturbate.

*Relationship problems – constantly demanding sex from your partner puts a strain on your relationship.

*Being preoccupied with releasing your sexual tension.

*Becoming addicted to porn or masturbating.


Quick hacks to calm your urges


There are things we can do when we need to stop being horny and can’t use sex or masturbation. These five quick hacks help calm it all down.


#1 Take a shower. 


The old wives’ tale goes: when in heat, take a dip. However, the effect of a cold shower against horniness varies for each individual. Some say it helps calm them down. Some say it’s “meh,” and a few believe that it’s actually counter-productive as standing wet, naked, and caressing yourself all over invites more of those urges in. Still, it’s worth a try. [Read: THE STORY OF ME, MY LANDLADY AND HER DAUGHTERS]

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Efficacy rating: 50%

#2 Exercise. 


Someone leaning towards Freudian psychology or even New Age philosophy would tell you that getting strong sexual urges is the effect of pent-up sexual energy that needs a release. And of course, the perfect way to release it is by way of a strenuous physical activity none other than sexual intercourse.

But instead of intercourse, divert that energy by doing other forms of exercise. So the next time you feel horny, jump into your tracksuit and do twenty laps, hit the gym, or pour it all out on the punching bag. This helps you release that tension and distract your brain from your other urges. And you’ll be too tired after anyway.

Efficacy rating: 80%

#3 Change your diet.


 Just how aphrodisiacs supposedly increase your libido, certain foodstuffs do the opposite when you consume them. However, take note that these don’t work like medication that takes effect an hour later. You might need to gradually incorporate these into your diet if you feel you’re oversexed. [Read: GIRL, 15, HAD SEX WITH 25 BOYS IN HIGH SCHOOL BATHROOM]


*Carbonated drinks – drinks with more sugar than water in its formula make you dehydrated and feeling less pleasant than normal. So if you feel horny, chug a little bit of the drink that Men’s Health keeps warning you of.

*Canned foods – high levels of sodium and potassium to keep these canned foods somewhat fresh not only guarantees to make you lose your sex drive, it also makes a man’s spunk taste horrible.

*Soy and cheese – soybean products are a major source of phytoestrogen while cheese gives off a large amount of xenoestrogen. What do they do? They screw up your hormonal balance which manages your libido. So if you want to stop being horny, become a vegetarian.

*Fats and oils – good old grease may taste good, but it also floods the body with a lot of free radicals screwing up the body’s hormonal balance. Feeling horny? Treat yourself to a good double bacon cheeseburger.


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*Alcohol and coffee – combine both in some sort of a speedball and you instantly get limp. Alcohol is often thought to be a form of aphrodisiac, but it actually does otherwise. It screws up your mental state and sex drive.

Efficacy rating: 89% but use at your own risk.


#4 Kill the mood with anything counter-erotic. 


People, sometimes you get horny because kinky thoughts run through your mind. Just like bad sex, you can put your urges at bay by doing stuff that usually kills the mood for you when you’re about to go at it.

*Watch, read, or listen to comedy – laughter is good except in the bedroom. Watching your favourite sitcom realigns your focus away from sex.

*Or you can choose something more depressing – we’ve been depressed at some point in our life. And one thing for sure is sex is the last thing you’ll be worried about when you’re feeling blue. Watch a good drama or just be reminded of your bad breakup. The brain parts that function when you’re depressed shuts off the other parts making you horny.

*Even scary stuff – a quick jump scare scene definitely deflates your boner. Try it.

Efficacy rating: 70-80%


#5 Physical Pain. 


I’m not saying you should hurt yourself, but we’re just letting you know experiencing physical pain would definitely whisk that horniness away. Unless you are a masochist, that is. It may feel silly just imagining it but if you don’t mind giving yourself a pinch or a slap *and if you’re desperate enough* give it a try.

Efficacy rating: 40%





#6 Meditation. 


Feeling horny is a state of mind as much as it is a bodily function. And as Buddhism teaches, one can control desires and urges by practising mental discipline through meditation. You don’t need to practice Buddhism altogether. The basic requirement for meditation is simply a quiet and peaceful space where you empty your mind and let go of your desires.

Efficacy rating: 75%

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